el Presidente speaks
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RIVIERA NAYARIT, MEXICO - 29 May 2016: Speaking at the medal presentation, Mexico's President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said:
"Defending champion, the Dear Leader from Australia, closed out a near flawless performance to once again claim victory in the Great Grand Masters Division. Mathematically, Dear Leader did not even need to rig his boat today in order to win his division, but as a true sportsman, he took to the water and enjoyed one of the best racing days yet.
Additionally, every night during the championships our Australian comrade endeared himself to my fellow Mexicans by standing atop the bar and starting the chant "F#*@ Trump."
In addition, I would like to thank the other DBSC sailors, Wawny and the Black Pope, who provided a much needed boost to our economy by prodigious consumption of Coronas and tequila."